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Pharmboy's avatar

No wish. We SHOULD be fighting a class war. Currently we are fighting the most ridiculous and self sabotaging war of all time. The culture wars. Distracting us from the important battle.

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Jan Steinman's avatar

"Since corporations are legally people…"

Not quite!

I say, if they want to be "people", then *really* make them people!

How to do that? Well, what remains the biggest difference between flesh-and-blood people and corporations?

Punishment.

Today, if a corporation is malfeasant, they get a fine. They pass that on to their consumers. If that corporation was fairly big in the marketplace, all its competitors will take that opportunity to also raise their prices, too. A rising tide of malfeasance floats all boats!

I say, lock them up. Their entire board of directors and senior management. Halt all stock trading in the corporation, even private trades.

If the malfeasance is a capital crime in a jurisdiction that supports capital punishment, execute the corporation, including the entire board of directors and senior management. The corporate stock would be worthless. Its assets would be chopped up and sold to pay its victims.

And also, mortality.

If corporations really want to be people, they must be "put to death" at the same age as the average age of death for the greater human population. The stock would stop trading and become worthless. To the extent that the corporation boosts or reduces human lifespan, their own lifespan would benefit or suffer.

So I don't have any problem with corporations being REALLY like people!

But instead, they've become "super people" with all of the rights, but none of the responsibilities of being a flesh-and-blood person.

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