Environmental Apocalypse Stock Photo Theater

Hi there. My name is American flag lapel pin. How are you?

Hi, I’m Earth pin. How are you?

I’m good. Is your owner especially environmental?

Oh, yes. They recycle and buy organic food. What about you? Is your person especially patriotic?

Oh yeah. They have a flag in the yard and watch a tv news station with an American flag constantly waving in the background.

Oh, I’ll have to tell my person about that. If there was a tv news station with a globe spinning around in the background, I bet they’d watch it. My person works so hard to show people how much she cares.

Mine too. We went to an event last week where my owner was yelling at a bunch of people he disagreed with. They didn’t have any pins on their lapels though. I feel sad for them.

That’s too bad. They should buy a pin to show everyone how much they care.