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Guang: Let’s play the paradox game.

Chen: Oh, I love that game.

Chen: Weren’t you just over there?

Guang: Had to go back in time to get my glasses.

Chen: Bootstrap Paradox

Guang: Well done.

Guang: What are we doing here?

Chen: Going back in time to kill my grandmother.

Guang: Grandfather paradox.

Chen: Grandmother paradox.

Guang: I’ll give it to you.

Guang: You’re in love with Kyle.

Chen: This statement is false.

Guang: Liar paradox.

Chen: Well done.

Guang: You are in love with Kyle.

Chen: Not now, we went back in time four months.

Guang: But in our future, where we started this game. Then?

Chen: I’m not sure, still thinking about that one.

Guang: Ship of Theseus.

Chen: No.

Guang: He’s a different man in the future. Not the same Kyle.

Chen: Okay, I see it. You get a point.

Chen: We should probably do something more noble with this time machine than play the paradox game.

Guang: Like solve the Fermi Paradox?

Chen: I don’t think that’s possible.