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Just graduated.
$40,000 in student loan debt. By the time I pay that off in 20 years, life in the ocean may be dead, widespread famine will be the norm, mass migration will tear countries apart, civilization will start to collapse if it hasn’t already, and it will be 100 degrees F (38C) on graduation day in May.
But at least with this advanced degree from an Ivy League School, I’ll be in charge of managing the apocalypse.
I’m beginning to think this isn’t a very good deal.
Grimly accurate humor.
Good one, Matt! Thank you.