Environmental Apocalypse Stock Photo Theater

Photo by Mariya Georgieva on Unsplash

Yellow Jacket: “I’m tired of this talk of class warfare. We are all in this together.”

Blue Jacket: “Have you been alive for any of the past 50 years?”

Yellow Jacket: “Yes.”

Blue Jacket:" “Have you been awake?”

Yellow Jacket: “Says the man carrying the purse.”

Blue Jacket: “It’s to put that hideous jacket in.”

Yellow Jacket: “Can we go back to talking about class warfare.”

Blue Jacket: “As soon as you stop carrying around two phones.”

Yellow Jacket: “That scarf is hideous.”

Blue Jacket: “You bought if for me.”

Yellow Jaket: “You were supposed to return it for store credit so I can buy something I wanted.”

Blue Jacket: “And that … is class warfare.”

Yellow Jacket: “We are in the same class.”

Blue Jacket: “Still counts.”